A little about the Pang-Jio man...( just a little)

Hi.

Thanks for coming into my Pang-Jio Corner. If you feel a little bit nervous.. i understand , it is not everyday you get to meet the Pang Jio Man let alone spend some real quality time in his corner.

Why would anyone on earth call himself a Pang-Jio Man?? well, answer is simpler than you can think off. read on.. maybe you will find the answer somewhere..

let me say something about myself. The Pang-Jio Man was born in Penang on 1971, ( back then it was called The Pearl of the Orient..) He had his primary education at Sekolah Kebangsaan Jelutong and later had his secondary education in Penang Free School.

After school, the island man ( orang pulau) , he went to Pulau Pangkor for his Pang-Jio stint for a few years before moving on to the Land of Donts( Singapore) and eventually settling down in Johor Bahru ( cowboy town- the reason why i call it a cowboy town is because if you come here , you are for sure at one point of life see other people get robbed or yourself get rob.)
Yes, The Pang-Jio man was robbed once at 3am ( this story will be told later ..) and he also saw some other ppl got mugged on the streets before. Small petty thefts and getting mugged happen more times than we change an underwear in this town. Nevertheless... The Pang-Jio Man decided to settle down in this town itself. Why.. i suggest you ask him when u see him. But be careful not to piss him off cause He might just Pang-Jio on you. But if you're real nice... i am sure he will welcome you with a warm big hug....

Talking about hugs.. we better move on to the next segment of The Pang-Jio Man.


The Warm side of The Pang-Jio Man ( if there is any)

The Pang-Jio man is a real shy dude. sometimes.. if he sees the urinal basin flocked with many birds , he would just tahan and settle for the enclosed cubicle to Pang-Jio. Not that he doesn't want to flaunt it.. but The Pang-Jio man is just a shy dude. Not only he is shy, The Pang-Jio Man is a sensitive and compassionate dude. He cried his lungs out the last time The Malaysian Badminton team won the Thomas Cup. He thinks Mokhtar Dahari and gang as the best football players the world ever produced. Such is his loyalty to the things he is passionate about. He still thinks that Monsieur Eric Cantona is GOD. ( what a lovely terajang!)


The lighter side of The Pang-Jio Man ( abundant here)

The Pang-Jio Man loves a good sense of humours. He always think that we should all come out with a big bang and a wide "toto/ bigsweep/ 4d" flashed smile across our face instead of crying our lungs out. He loves Seinfeld to death.. at one point. Having said this.. dun be fooled into thinking that The Pang-Jio Man is an easy going guy. He can be a a real pain in the ass. Ask his old school mates and frens and they would tell you.


The Tu-Lan ( angry) side of The Pang-Jio Man.

The PangJio Man can be a real Roy Keane sometimes. A no nonsense guy.. he takes great pride into taking care of his business fast , quick and efficient. He loves a good fair tackle in life from time to time. I remember ever hearing him said " i tahan my Jio for 5kms so that i can reach home and Pang-Jioed into my lovely toilet" He loves his bathroom dry and clean. Especially when he is going to PangJio and Pang Sai.To him nothing is more pleasurable than having a dump in a nice and clean sanctuary ( aka toilet). "Simple pleasure in life but overlooked most of the time by too many".. he profoundly said.


The Softer side of The Pang-Jio Man ... ( he has NONe!!!)

Of course he does.... even Pai Kia at the highest level also get heart meltdown and knees get weak when they see a pretty ah lian. (I am not implying he is one) .

The Pang-Jio man has a soft side for beautiful things in life. He loves animals and would love to join Sahabat Alam Malaysia one day and fight for its crusade. ( say only,,, but will never do). He feels that we are all too anal to earth. Instead of loving her, we are ever endlessly finding ways to beat the shit /crap out of her. The Pang-Jio Man always say" remember ... there is only one Earth" . Where will we go when her time is up....??

something for you all to ponder upon.